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Calm a llama down.
My name is Reese. I like vikings and jellybeans. I wrote an essay on el chupacabra in the fourth grade. This blog is occasionally NSFW.

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the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

tj:

Astoundingly awful story of “every day” sexism and racism from @iSmashFizzle.

If you can’t read it here, see this timeline that I put together.

(Thanks to Matt for explaining how Twitter’s timeline feature wörks.)

noone-wouldriotforless:

rihannasblunt:

i expected the comments to be terrible BUT THEY WEREN’T YAAASSSSS NEW ZEALAND

Sometimes I am pleasantly surprised by the people in our country

creaturemadeofsunshine:

Days N’ Daze

creaturemadeofsunshine:

Days N’ Daze

selenomancer:

What did I do today?
I made wolves happy by bringing visitors in to give scratches, and I made people happy cause they got to touch wolves.
Kodiak is such a lover.

selenomancer:

What did I do today?

I made wolves happy by bringing visitors in to give scratches, and I made people happy cause they got to touch wolves.

Kodiak is such a lover.


Chris Evans in the studio for his directorial debut Before We Go.
Chris Evans in the studio for his directorial debut Before We Go.
surprise-adoption:

my kind of skyrim

surprise-adoption:

my kind of skyrim

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

youmeatpurgatory:

Why won’t you ever know that I’m in love with you?

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