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Calm a llama down.
My name is Reese. I like vikings and jellybeans. I wrote an essay on el chupacabra in the fourth grade. This blog is occasionally NSFW.

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thefilthyunicorn:

tetrastructuralmind you’re so great YOU’RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE FOLLOWING MY BLOG HRNGH in like 3 years we can be best best friends ok

yesssssss

RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN ilu so much you’re the best ever <333 u3u

littlealienproducts:

Vintage Peach Interlocking Salt and Pepper Shakers // $21

littlealienproducts:

Vintage Peach Interlocking Salt and Pepper Shakers // $21

enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

defekait:

if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner

another-stranger-me said: Favourite followers? Favourite blogs you're following?

I’ll combine em and give you some favorite mutuals! captainstickyhands, fretfucker, thotorgini, kvltwaii, facethebased, thefilthyunicorn, elvishbutts, scumguts, johnnyboy781, boibod, villesorvali, chainsaw-x-gutsfuck, and YOU

Those are only a few that I just randomly pulled out of my ass, but there are soooo many more

tylurthecreator:

my favorite vine ever

  •  1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  •   2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  •   3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  •   4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
  •   5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
  •   6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
  •   7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
  •   8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  •   9. Do you like having your balls touched?
  •   10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
  •   11. Do you like having your anus touched?
  •   12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
  •   13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  •   14. Do you have any kinks?
  •   15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  •   16. Do you pee in the shower?
  •   17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  •   18. Have you had sex in the shower?
  •   19. Do you like being naked?
  •   20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  •   21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
  •   22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
  •   23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
  •   24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  •   25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  •   26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
  •   27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
  •   28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  •   29. How many sexual partners have you had?
  •   30. How often do you masturbate?
  •   31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
  •   32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  •   33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
  •   34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
  •   35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
  •   36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
  •   37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
  •   38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  •   39. Do you ever go commando?
  •   40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
  •   41. How big is your penis?
  •   42. Does your penis curve at all?
  •   43. Which testicle hangs lower?
  •   44. How big are your breasts?
  •   45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
  •   46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
  •   47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  •   48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  •   49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  •   50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  •   51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  •   52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
  •   53. Do you like your butt?
  •   54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  •   55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  •   56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  •   57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
  •   58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  •   59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  •   60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  •   61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
  •   62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
  •   63. Spit or swallow?
  •   64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  •   65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  •   66. Do you "squirt?"
  •   67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  •   68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
  •   69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  •   70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
  •   71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
  •   72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
  •   73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  •   74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
  •   75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  •   76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  •   77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  •   78. Do you own any sex toys?
  •   79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
  •   80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
  •   81. What are your favorite positions?
  •   82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  •   83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  •   84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
  •   85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
  •   86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
  •   87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
  •   88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
  •   89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
  •   90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  •   91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  •   92. Have you have phone sex?
  •   93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
  •   94. What's something you like about your body?
  •   95. What's something you dislike about your body?
  •   96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
  •   97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
  •   98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
  •   99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
  •   100. Do you often imagine people naked?
  •  Inbox me numbers and I'll answer.

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brothertedd:

The Evil Dead (1981)

brothertedd:

The Evil Dead (1981)

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