i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
when u stuck behind slow walkers
"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
name all seven sports
- ball throw
- ball catch
- ball run
- ball kick
- shoot ball
- dong touch
get fuckin wrecked
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
i call this my “divorced gym teacher” look
Well that’s good at least
lately i’ve been sitting next to this guy in calculus who occasionally asks me if i want to shove french fries into some guy’s butt and moans whenever he gets a correct answer on his calculator